Oh yes, I'm so very happy for you. Incredibly. He's really very hot. And yes your new haircut is fabulous. I know I know I know that you know that someone will come along for me soon. I appreciate your faith. Really.
Except that I sort of feel like killing you.
Oh, and you. You. You who I swore I'd never speak to again.
I wanna talk to you.
At least I've cleaned up my desk.